Florent Thoumie

How comes everytime I use a hand dryer the air flow stops like 5 seconds before my hands are completely dry?

I tried shaking my hands first, rubbing them hard, nothing helps. So please, hand dryers companies, please make the cycle 5 or 10 seconds longer! Thanks in advance.

Following up with the previous post, I had [...]

I just decided to stop hosting my mail and use Gmail instead, so it’s the first and possibly last post of the type.

Some of you may know spamusement.com, I figured I could list some of mine too:

“Prepare your love wand for the next battle!”, how romantic!
“I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping [...]

We’ve all been at least once to an asian restaurant. And everytime, there’s somebody making a joke about the fact that they associate a dish to a number, or sometimes a number and a letter. Sometimes, people even try to take the piss, saying they want a 46 and a 32, instead of asking for [...]

Really. I love it. I admit it, a week ago I was saying I hated it, but I just opened my eyes.

I don’t really give a crap about all the application bollocks. Some of those are useful, like the twitter one, so basically, people who don’t follow my status on twitter.com can also not follow [...]

... there’s a deal between newspapers and alcohol companies in Ireland. I mean, newspapers are soooo depressing.

For example: take the Herald, remove all the articles about abducted children, road crashes, people killed and the taoiseach finances. What’s left? The polish supplement.

No wonder why I’m enjoying the Sun more and more…

The french president and the irish taoiseach decided to get a pay rise at the same moment. Maybe that’s what they were talking about during the rugby world cup, exchanging tips to get a higher salary while keeping the public wrath at bay.