Spams of the day
Published November 14th, 2007 in SpamI just decided to stop hosting my mail and use Gmail instead, so it’s the first and possibly last post of the type.
Some of you may know spamusement.com, I figured I could list some of mine too:
“Prepare your love wand for the next battle!”, how romantic!
“I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.”, some real-life situation here.
“The shortest way to a woman’s heart is a longest dick!”, wow.
“My new guy’s prick is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.”, are those guys selling mouth-enlargement solutions?
“Have beautiful breasts you have always dreamed of.”, i’m sorry, you got the wrong email address there.
“What else a man needs if he has a big penis?”, big balls probably…
“My wife complains about my small cock ALL THE TIME!”, tell her to get a job!
“A real man should have a real dick. Here it is!”, you forgot the attachement jerk!
“When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without gagging? Please help!”, a new market? penis-reducing pills anyone?
Great list haven’t seen these ones.