Source: vinnycoyne.com

Here it is. I merely generated a XML file from the data I got on bitbuzz.net, the javascript is outrageously stolen from fellow FreeBSD developer Lars Thegler.

EDIT: Bitbuzz since made their own map with all the hotspots locations on it. Check it out.

I tried shaking my hands first, rubbing them hard, nothing helps. So please, hand dryers companies, please make the cycle 5 or 10 seconds longer! Thanks in advance.

Following up with the previous post, I had interesting visitors, including some girl (I guess) who typed “my boyfriend has a tiny penis” on google. Nice.

Some of you may know spamusement.com, I figured I could list some of mine too:

“Prepare your love wand for the next battle!”, how romantic!
“I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.”, some real-life situation here.
“The shortest way to a woman’s heart is a longest dick!”, wow.
“My new guy’s prick is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.”, are those guys selling mouth-enlargement solutions?
“Have beautiful breasts you have always dreamed of.”, i’m sorry, you got the wrong email address there.
“What else a man needs if he has a big penis?”, big balls probably…
“My wife complains about my small cock ALL THE TIME!”, tell her to get a job!
“A real man should have a real dick. Here it is!”, you forgot the attachement jerk!
“When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without gagging? Please help!”, a new market? penis-reducing pills anyone?

My point is, if they can associate a dish with a number, it probably works both ways. Think next time I’ll ask them what you get if you divide orange duck by salt-and-pepper frog legs.

I don’t really give a crap about all the application bollocks. Some of those are useful, like the twitter one, so basically, people who don’t follow my status on twitter.com can also not follow my status on facebook. This is pretty cool, isn’t it?

No, I’m thinking about the whole Groups junk. It is mad. I’ve joined a couple groups recently, among which “People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People” (I would have added “AND IT’S FUCKIN ANNOYING!”), “I FLIP MY PILLOW OVER TO GET TO THE COLD SIDE” (notice how it’s capitalized! actually, as a matter of fact it is kind of important, cause if I don’t get the cold side of the pillow, I don’t fall asleep), “I Use my Cell Phone to See in the Dark” (I think everybody could join that one) or “I Talk to my roommate on msn even though she lives 2 seconds away” (that’s a he in that case, but you got the point).

The thing is, you can create the stupidest group and you can be sure that people will join. So I’ve come up with some ideas: “Please kick Mick Harvey from the Bolands on Sunday nights”, “When I pee it sends shivers down my spine CAUSE I’M LOSING WARMTH!” and “I want to abolish the name eggplant cause it doesn’t look like an egg or a plant”.

PS: Notice how looking for “eggplant” in Facebook groups yields some interesting results…

For example: take the Herald, remove all the articles about abducted children, road crashes, people killed and the taoiseach finances. What’s left? The polish supplement.

No wonder why I’m enjoying the Sun more and more…

Apparently, if you’re not a robot, chances are you’re looking for Aoife Cogan information or pictures. I remember some weeks ago, some guy arrived to this blog after typing “Aoife Cogan not nice” on Google…